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dave

Do you name your computer? If so, what do you name it and why?

My current MacBook Pro is named "Meditatus" - which is Latin for reflecting upon something or pondering. I figure that my computer plays an integral part in making me think about new things or conveying my thoughts.

This is actually a name I've used on my last few laptops, stemming back to when I worked on my thesis in college.

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ryan

All of my nameable devices are after Futurama characters. A few in use: Bender (laptop), Crushinator (desktop), Flexo (one of my phones), Tinny Tim (VZW MiFi). Can't wait until I have proper occasion to name something Hedonismbot.
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Falcon

Best naming scheme ever.
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veronica

I could see naming the Nabaztag "Hedonismbot."
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gb3

All of my nameable devices are after Ghost In The Shell characters (i.e. Motoko, Batou, Togusa, etc...).
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dave

I just remembered this rather off-colored comment on reddit that struck me as pretty amusing:

"I renamed my iPod 'The Titanic' so that when I plug it in, iTunes tells me 'The Titanic is syncing.'"

Via: www.reddit.com­/r­/apple­/comments­/b6x2q­/i­_renamed­_my...
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hunterprime

I am the IT admin so I had to name a lot of things here is my some of them.

Greek gods
Norse gods
Megaman villains
Cities in the arctic circle ( servers in a very cold data center)
Names of cities in earthbound ( Switch and other infrastructure)
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Eddie

Megaman Villains, interesting...*steals idea*
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jupigare

This inspires me to use (steal) the idea and name all my gadgets after stuff from Earthbound.
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gb3

Megaman villains is a great idea!!!
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jupigare

I generally don't, until a friend of mine told me she named her netbook Thor. I then realized mine is unscratched, considering how often I've dropped it, so my netbook's name is Rasputin.
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dave

My other devices:

iPhone: Rock N' Roll Savior
iPad: Old Media Savior (Will probably change this soon. Was initially a joke)
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Eddie

Those are great haha. I totally wouldnt change the iPad one :P
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sam

For those of you who know me, this should resonate...
ThinkPad: sicknasty uno
Zune HD: sicknasty HD
Nexus One: sicknasty mobile
Pre: sicknasty slider
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cmason

Mine are named for characters from the Bullwinkle Show: Mr. Peabody, Sherman, Boris, Bullwinkle, Squirrel
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ArmpitOfDeath

Yes. What: They're named using their asset identifier. Why: They're named using their asset identifier.

I've realised that since I literally replace laptops (if not desktops) in bulk more often than I replace underwear, cute names aren't actually that useful.

However the recession and its knock-on effect means that I hope to keep the machines I'm buying now / bought last year for 2 years - something I haven't done since, oh I dunno, the mid-90's. So who knows, things might change - it might become 'My Precious 001' 'My Precious 002' etc :p
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carlherbst

So far I've only dubbed my 4TB Open Solaris-based Raid-z box "Skynet," with the appropriate logins, (miles dyson, natch), and have skinned the OS to match its name. Lately the theme has extended such that my ssid is "Cyberdyne Systems."

And yes, I personify skynet all the time, it sometimes scares me; "Oh skynet has that, check it out."
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dave

Nice! Do you have any screenshots of the skin?
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ChrisB

I just go with the boring "Chris' iMac, Chris' iPhone...etc. I did name my wifi network "The Batcave" though. I'm a huge Batman fan.
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dave

Hah, yeah. I used to name my wifi network "The Matrix".
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leigh

My network used to be named, "Oski has a stinky butt" (my cat) heh.
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sean591

My network's named "Series of Tubes". ^_^
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Eddie

Current desktop: Baldur
Old desktop: Atlas
Laptop: Janus
Netbook: Hermes
ZuneHD: Apollo
PS3: Nótt
nook: Hemera

See my theme yet?
I can keep going because I name...EVERYTHING. haha.
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mrjoeg

I usually keep it simple. OS Version - Device Name (ex. WN7HME // WIN2K802)

It helps me remember where I have certain media shares located.
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leigh

I don't name my objects generally. The drives I use on the network have names so I can remember their function like "The Core" for my media box and "Myne" for my personal, stationary machine.
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mooney

I usually go with an abbreviated description, like iMaci5, or mini226. But my last Apple purchase got a little less formal. I call my iPad, iPat.
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liz

My MBP is named UFO right now. I don't remember why—I thought it was named Moonbase. Anyways, I named everything on my network after places and vehicles in the UFO TV series.

Previous laptop: Moonbase
Airport Express: SID
Airport Extreme Base Station: SHADO HQ
iTunes share: Sky One

Also, all of my hard drives have been named after fruits.
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coologuy1957

when I first joined my roommates, everything on their network was named after Lord of the Rings characters. I stood in defiance and named my desktop Morpheus and laptop Neo... I love both series, but the tech-ier one is definitely cooler and speaks to me much more than any hobbit ever could!! :P
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kylehase

My hostnames are marine based.

Domain is 'ocean'
Black notebook is 'stingray'
Silver workstation is 'ulua' (Hawaiian name for giant trevali)
File server is 'abyss'
VM host is 'coralreef'
-VMs named after various reef dwelling creatures
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dave

How come you picked that theme?

An Earth Systems laboratory that I used to work in named all our servers after various oceans and seas.
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kylehase

I wanted a naming scheme that could scale and whose names were descriptive.

Names of characters from Futurama is fun but not scalable since there are a finite number of characters. The names also describe the comptuers/servers either by physical appearance or role. For instance 'abyss' describes (exaggerates) the storage capacity of a large file server.

I choses a similar scheme for my office but we use astronomical objects as opposed to mariine.
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mjpuczko

i generally base mine off song lyrics/artists:
my wireless network: COPPERHEADROAD (steve earle song)
my laptop: LANDOFNOD (reference to tweedle dee by bob dylan)

i have not named my iMac or my Hero yet.
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TgD

I just reformatted my MacBook Pro and named it "Faust". It is the gateway to all the information in the world. Yeah I guess it doesnt really make sense. It wasn't well thought out.
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VI001101106

I name most of my devices after robots.

Desktop: T-1000 (Thing doesn't die...)

Laptop: ED-209 (Stubborn little bastard)

Mom's laptop: Pris


My wifi network? "FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"...
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dave

I should rename my wifi network to that, because it causes me no end of frustration.
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Cam

Does it count that I call my current desktop "Stupid piece of crap"?
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nizzy

desktop: desktop nizzy, ps3 upstairs: bedroom nizzy, router: seymore butts, zune: nizzy zune, ps3 downstairs: nizzy ps3
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dave

Hah. Well, at least with those names, you still know which device is which!
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dalhectar

My MBP doesn't have a name. It's just the Mac

My Desktop is called Monolith. The P180 case reminds me of 2001's monolith.

HTPC Recorder is named Deramus... Pull out the constanants and you get DRMs (when purchased, CableCard HTPC recordings were DRMed).

HTPC Client is called Libertine... Becuase with the CableCard firmware update from last year, now I'm free to watch those recordings on a second computer.
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ganesh

I've used different naming schemes, right now my computers are named after classic Mani Ratnam film characters, so I have 'Nayagan' and 'Roja'.
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veronica

My computer used to be called "fasterpussycat" but now it's just "VB." Heh.
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JasonTsay

my computer is called Jason - PC......such an awesome name xD
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alghanmi

For my computers and gadgets I follow a general theme: members of the animal kingdom. Each machine has a unique [animal] name identifying it at its current state. If a machine is upgraded (e.g. more RAM) it is designated a new name that is from the same animal family. When I have duplicates of the same gadget, I append a cartoon character to the name.

Router: tiger (previous versions were Sabertooth & panther)
Desktop: Panda
Laptop1: Dolphin
Laptop2: Gazelle
Wii: Penguin
USB Drives: Firefly, Rabbit_[white, roger]
External HDD: Rhion (the big 2TB), Kangaroo (portable 320GB with sleeve)
Creative Zen MP3 Player: Blackbird
VoIP Device: Parrot

I name my virtual machines: Chipmunk_[chip, dale, alvin, simon]
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cggusta

At my old house we had names for different sections of the house: Gullah Gullah Island, Swiss Family Robinson and the Abyss. Each area had a few machines with their names tied to their section. It was really only funny between the 5 of us whom lived there.
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geoffcritt

I used to use really original names for my laptops, like "HP_ze5170", or "HP_dv9260nr", but last year I built a tower system and named it "THE_WOPR" after the coolest fictional computer ever.
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Trythefish

Networks:

Wired: Earth
ABG: Caprica
N: Cobol

XBOX360: Prometheus
Network Drive: Galactica
Home Computer: Pegasus
Wireless Printer: Rycon
Laptop: Acropolis
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